Persian standup comic, host and writer in LA.Snapchat: ArielFunny Follow my cat @meowspiration she's a feline Beyoncé
arielsnotamermaid I’ll never have to swipe again.
arielsnotamermaid How much vinyl will it take for me to officially be a hipster?
arielsnotamermaid A tale of two grown women wearing backpacks.
arielsnotamermaid I lost someone I love today. Someone who was in tremendous pain and didn’t get the help she needed. The pain took over. She’s gone now and left a broken family behind. I wish I could have helped her. I wish I could’ve seen the signs. It’s too late now. I hope that wherever she is now she feels at peace. I hope she knows she was loved and will be missed. She found a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
arielsnotamermaid I only look like I’m doing the Mannequin Challenge here. I’m actually emoting.
arielsnotamermaid Come see me tonight!
arielsnotamermaid I prefer riding something that doesn't make me sit through a boring dinner first.
arielsnotamermaid Mr. Ariel if you’re nasty
arielsnotamermaid Such a fun night out with my girls.
arielsnotamermaid Come see me this Wednesday!
arielsnotamermaid I went in for a tummy pat and got a baby drop kick.
arielsnotamermaid Shiny and winey.