Persian standup comic, host and writer in LA.Snapchat: ArielFunny Follow my cat @meowspiration she's a feline Beyoncé
arielsnotamermaid Shared the stage with a moose last night and it was truly an honor.
arielsnotamermaid I haven't had sugar, dairy, gluten, soy, ALCOHOL, beans, a social life, or a meal out in 11 days and all I've gotten in return is a smidgen of ab definition. I have 19 days to go and if I don't fit into the jeans from high school I put aside because I just knew they'd be back in style soon I will only eat chocolate bread pudding and mac & cheese for the rest of my life. #whole30
arielsnotamermaid Doing my best/worst KRS-One.